Dorothy
Oh, apples! Oh - look! Oh!
Ouch!
Tree
What do you think you're doing?
Dorothy
We've been walking a long way, and I was hungry and - did you say
- something?
First Tree
She was hungry!
Second Tree
She was hungry!
First Tree
Well, how would you like to have someone come along and
pick something
off of you?
Dorothy
Oh dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas.
Scarecrow
Come along, Dorothy - you don't want any of those apples. Hmm!
First Tree
Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
Scarecrow
Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
First Tree
Oh, you!
Scarecrow
I'll show you how to get apples
Hooray! I guess that did it! Help yourself.
Dorothy
Why, it's a man! A man made out of tin!
Scarecrow
What?
Dorothy
Yes, Oh - look!
Tin Man
Oil can! Oil can!
Dorothy
Did you say something?
Tin Man
Oil can!
Dorothy
He said Oil can.
Scarecrow
Oil can what?
Dorothy
Oil can? Oh!
Tin Man
Ahhh!
Dorothy
Here it is! Where do you want oiled first?
Tin Man
My mouth - my mouth!.
Scarecrow
He said his mouth! The other side!
Dorothy
Yes - there.
Tin Man
Me - e, me - e-, My- mmm-my, my, my, my goodness. I can
talk again!
Oh - oil my arms, please - oil my elbows. Oh! Oh!
Dorothy
Here.
Tin Man
Oh! Oh!
Dorothy
Oh.
Tin Man
Oh! Oh!
Dorothy
Oh.
Tin Man
Oh!
Dorothy
Did that hurt?
Tin Man
No, it feels wonderful. I've held that axe up for ages. Oh!
Dorothy
Oh, goodness! How did you ever get like this?
Tin Man
Oh - well, about a year ago, I was chopping that tree when suddenly it
began to rain.
Dorothy
Oh!
Tin Man
And right in the middle of a chop, I - I rusted solid. And I've been
that way ever since. Oh.
Dorothy
Well, you're perfect now.
Tin Man
My - my neck. My - my neck. Perfect? Oh - bang on my chest if you
think I'm perfect. Go ahead - bang on it!
Scarecrow
Beautiful! What an echo!
Tin Man
It's empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.
Dorothy and Scarecrow
No Heart?!
Tin Man
No heart!
Dorothy
Oh.
Tin Man
All hollow.

( If I Only Had a Heart )

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ... and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.

Dorothy
Oh, oh
Tin Man
Oh.
Dorothy
...oh, oh, oh, are you all right?
Tin Man
I'm afraid I'm a little rusty yet. Oh.
Dorothy
Oh, dear. That was wonderful! You know, we were just wondering
why you couldn't come with us to the Emerald City
to ask the Wizard of Oz for a heart.
Tin Man
Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got there?
Dorothy
Oh, but he will! He must! We've come such a long way already.
Wicked Witch
You call that long? Why, you've just begun. Helping the little lady
along, are you, my fine gentlemen? Well, stay away from her!
or I'll stuff a mattress with you! And you! I'll use you for a bee-hive!
Here, Scarecrow! Want to play ball?
Scarecrow
Oh! Look out! Oh, I'm burning! I'm burning! Oh!
I'm not afraid of her. I'll see you get safely to the Wizard now,

whether I get a brain or not! Stuff a mattress with me - hah!
Tin Man
I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Bee-hive - bah!
Let her try and make a bee-hive out of me!
Dorothy
Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever hd. And it's funny, but I 
feel as if I'd known you all the time. But I couldn't have, could I?
Scarecrow
I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn
together, were you?
Tin Man
And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time.
Dorothy
Still, I wish I could remember. But I guess it doesn't matter anyway.
We know each other now, don't we?
Scarecrow
That's right!
Tin Man
We do.
Scarecrow
To Oz?
Tin Man
To Oz!

( We're Off To See The Wizard )
[Follow the Yellow Brick Road]

We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

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