Dorothy
Oh -
Scarecrow
Looks like we came a long way for nothing.
Tin Man
Don't cry, Dorothy. We're going to get you to the Wizard.
Scarecrow
We certainly are.
Dorothy
Auntie Em was so good to me, and I never appreciated it. Running away - and hurting her feelings.
Professor Marvel said she was sick. She may be dying and - and it's all my fault.
I'll never forgive myself! Never - never - never!
Doorman
Please don't cry any more. I'll get you into the Wizard somehow. Come on. I had an Aunt Em myself once!
Lion
Wait a minute, fellows I was just thinkin' - I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. I better wait for you outside.
Scarecrow
What's the matter?
Tin Man
Oh, he's just scared again.
Dorothy
Don't you know the Wizard's going to give you some courage?
Lion
I'd be too scared to ask him for it.
Dorothy
Oh - well then, we'll ask him for you.
Lion
I'd sooner wait outside.
Dorothy
Why? Why?
Lion
Because I'm still scared!
Dorothy
Oh, come on.
Lion
OHHH!
Scarecrow
What happened!
Lion
Somebody pulled my tail!
Scarecrow
Oh, you did it yourself!
Lion
I - Oh -
Scarecrow
Here. Come on.
Wizard
Come forward!
Lion
Tell me when it's over! Oh, look at that! Look at that! Oh - oohhh - hhhh! I want to go home!
Wizard
I am Oz, the Great and Powerful! Who are you? Who are you?
Dorothy
I - If you please, I - I am Dorothy - the small and meek. We've come to ask you -
Wizard
Silence!
Dorothy
Oh! Ohhh - Jiminy Crickets!
Wizard
The Great an Powerful Oz knows why you have come. Step forward, Tin Man!
Tin Man
Ohhhhh!
Wizard
You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!
Tin Man
Ohh--yes - yes, sir - Y-Yes, Your Honor. You see, a while back, we were walking down the Yellow Brick Road, and -
Wizard
Quiet!
Tin Man
Ohhhhh!
Wizard
And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontery to ask for a brain - you billowing bale of bovine fodder!
Scarecrow
Y-Yes - Yes, Your Honor - I mean, Your Excellency - I - I mean - Your Wizardry!
Wizard
Enough! Uhh - and you - Lion!!
Well?
Dorothy
Oh - oh - oh! You ought to be ashamed of yourself - frightening him like that, when he came to you for help!
Wizard
Silence! Whippersnapper! The beneficient Oz has every intention of granting your requests!
Lion
What's that? What'd he say?
Dorothy
Oh, come one.
Lion
Huh? What'd he say -
Wizard
But first, you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.
Tin Man
B-B-B-B-But if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it!
Wizard
Bring me her broomstick and I'll grant your requestss....Now go!
Lion
But - but what if she kills us first?
Wizard
I said - GO!!
Lion
Ohhhhh!!

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In the Haunted Forest
The Four travel to the Witch's Castle!
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Lion
I'd turn back if I were you.
Ohhhhh, noo, ohhhhh-no!
Scarecrow
I believe there're spooks around here.
Tin Man
That's ridiculous! Spooks! That's silly.
Lion
But don't you believe in spooks?
Tin Man
No. Why only - oh!
Dorothy
Oh! Oh, Tin Man!
Oh - oh -
Scarecrow
Oh - are you - are you all right?
Lion
I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do - I do - I do - I do - I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks!
I do - I do - I do!
Wicked Witch
You'll believe in more than that before I'm finished with you. Take your army to the Haunted Forest,
and bring me that girl and her dog. Do as you like with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed! 
They'll give you no trouble. I promise you that. I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them.
Take special care of those ruby slippers. I want those most of all. Now, fly! fly! fly! Bring me that girl and her slippers!
 Fly! Fly! Fly.
Tin Man
Go 'way now!
Scarecrow
Help! Help!
Dorothy
Oh - oh - Oh!
Scarecrow
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Tin Man
Oh, well, what happened to you?
Scarecrow
They tore my legs off, and they threw them over there! Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there!
Tin Man
Well, that's you all over!
Lion
They sure knocked the stuffings out of you, didn't they?
Scarecrow
Don't stand there talking! Put me together! We've got to find Dorothy!
Tin Man
Now, let's see.

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